There are so many different quotes are how bad sex is better than this, or how even bad sex is better than that... so I figured I would put them all out there and you be the judge in the comments with which you feel are true or false. Also feel free to add your own quotes as to what bad sex is better or worse than.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
~Billy Joel
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
~Scott Roeben
No sex is better than bad sex.
~Germaine Greer
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
~Les Dawson
Now its your turn... in the comments finish the sentence
BAD SEX IS BETTER THAN...
Personally I agree with both of the banners above, especially the first one. A big bad dick inside ya is definitely better than something vibrating on ya.
Bad sex is better than... having to tweet that you ain't got none in a minute.
Unclehood
2 hours ago
14 comments:
Oh goodness...I just happened to check my Google Reader and see this. I'm interested to see what folks come up with...
Bad sex is better than..uh, uh bad food? I dunno.
bad sex is better than...being beat out the frame and falling straight to sleep.
at least you can kick his tired ass out.
=P
lmao.
Bad sex is better than worst song playing on your radio.
luckly...i've neva had bad sex. lol
Sex is a lot like pizza, when it's good, it's really good; when it's bad, it's still kinda good. - Brandon Lyon
Don't knock masturbation. That's sex with someone I love. - Woody Allen
Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply! - Feras Yaghmour
Just fuck and fuck the consequences - Ryan Hare
Whoever said bad sex is better than no sex is straight up lying.
bad sex is better than...these eggs i just had. lol
Bad sex is worst than when u stomp ur pinky toe as the pain will eventually goes away,yet bad sex is unforgettable.
Bad sex is better when you're drunk!!
Also...Bad sex is better when I'm not a part of it!!
Bad sex is better than not being alive to have any kind of sex in the first place, lol
Bad sex us better when I can go home right afterwards
Bad sex is better than...NOTHING! I honestly would rather go without any than put up with some wack pee pee. ewww lol
bad sex is better than your friends finding out you did the ugly fat girl at the club.
Bad sex is better than...
Masturbation with 1 dildo, 2 vibrators and lots of lube.
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